Just what Occurred Once I Attempted To Find My Soulmate on Sizzl, Oscar Mayer’s Brand New Bacon Dating App

Just what Occurred Once I Attempted To Find My Soulmate on Sizzl, Oscar Mayer’s Brand New Bacon Dating App

Is bacon the answer to relationship?

Analiese Trimber

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Through the genius advertising group that brought us the alarm that is bacon-scented comes “Sizzl,” a Tinder-like application simply for bacon fans to help you finally find your genuine Prince Charming. After viewing their genius promo vid, we quickly downloaded the software and created my profile, intent on finding my one love that is true.

Being The Bacon Princess, I currently had a lot of photos beside me and bacon, so creating a profile wasn’t a issue (see above).

Next, they ask you to answer a couple of questions that are deep, “what type of bacon do you realy like? Pork, turkey or both?” Umm, sorry, but turkey bacon is sacrilege.

And then, “Do you want your bacon crispy, burnt or chewy?” Yeah, we don’t think i possibly could ever trust a person who liked their bacon burnt.

The entire process is extremely introspective, actually.

But sufficient because of the questions! It’s time and energy to get. First We came across Bryan. Just what a sweetheart, whose emoji game is on point.

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Omg surprise! The two of us think each other is “sizzl’n.” This might be g d…

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But work fast, since your bacon love just has a rack life of 1 week. Oscar Mayer, don’t hurry my love!

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Upcoming had been a 32-year-old from Clearwater, Florida that is actually bad at jokes. Barf, things had been going very well.

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Then arrived the predator. No Stephen, I’m not “tryna pork.”

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Then arrived a truly, actually bad pun. Sorry Zach, I’m lactose-intolerant.

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But alas! One’s love of swine understands no edges!